Hey, you aren't dumb. Plenty of people have had trouble, There just isn't a good tutorial yet because it is a prototype but thank you for the feedback. If you want to give it another go here are some pointers.
Type help + command to get a brief description of any command and how it can be used. You can also type help 1 through 5 to check all commands available.
Example: help 3, help jobs, help check, help accept
You will get an email giving you the server ip to attack. When you connect it will have some info on the page mentioning some commands to check out. help dprint and help :impcon
dprint just shows all the info on a server you need to know to hack it.
:impcon is the first hack but needs configuring before you run it. So you do :impcon set_host and the server host name. You can see all available host options with :impcon list.
Look at the host name in dprint and just type the first few letters in lower case. Tab will auto complete it. Then you do :impcon exploit to run it and you should be in.
All the other hacks are similar but need set_port as well. Do them first if available then :impcon as the final one.
Hope this helps if you want to give it another go but if you don't thanks for trying it out. I will be working on it to be friendlier in the future. Right now I am just focused on getting core mechanics in.