What have I presented as a lie Marlowe?
you accused us of false advertising = I explained very carefully how it was not.
You went berserk because there was not the content you wanted = I explained how the content relates to the tag and it's not what you want.
What have I apparently missed here? Because now I'm at a complete loss.
It's an extremely common practice to list what your 'planned content' is, I've never heard a single person ever complain about mentioning what planned content is till now.