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(spoilers) Darn that's unfortunate :( I definitely went the lazy route trying to make the joke that the boss just dies of old age. The original plan was to have 2 enemies in the first hallway to teach you combat, and then that would make the actual gameplay even more of a slap in the face, then at the very end when you approach the boss and it's another minigame prompt, and you have to beat him in the minigame world. I dropped it because I figured nobody would care, haha, oops