Dear Italiano Guy,
Okay. I see your point in Italiano but i like spaggheti mafia. I dont uderstand you because i live in Pakistan. Pls help me find water and safe place to live. I'm scared for my live!!!! Urgent!! Help me! I see u are rich pls send me helicopter to protect my children and my daughter. I love my dog but there is no food for him thats why we ate it. I really sorry I hope Allah give him freedom and good family in his next life. Please help! We need your assistence and your vegetables. Soon the turkish and italions will attack and i will need to stick my butt in your mouth. I like you dodo pls help. I will contact you on WhatsApp in my next life because now i hear bombs next to me and 1 spaggheta is killing me with her ketchup. Please don't ignore this message its so important to read it because they will make me barbecue. They will cut my legs and make spaggheti out of them! Please my family will be meat for chickens. I hope I can fly to you and kiss u on the neck because i know you are a good guy and u would help us in bad moments. Please follow my steps in saving your best friends!
Regardless,
Monkey D Luffy