What a weirdness! I mean... was that mustard on the table? Why does he want to kill me? If he wants to kill me, why is he looking at me like that? How is he wearing just pants on one side of the room, then immediately is in a full suit on the other? How does he teleport around like a wizard? What exactly am I doing to him that makes him explode into a puff of cheesedust? Why does he look scared of me when he crouches behind the table, but looks like he's ready to throw down with some kung-fu coming in the opposite door? Why is he called the cheeseman?
Questions I unfortunately may never get the answer to...