"Would you rather me tickle you till your in tears? -v-"
P: NO DAD!
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..-"
"....Uhh-, D-Dad-?!"
P: Shit..-
"...."
P: Yeah..-
"...;v;"
P: Remember when you and mom got married, and got her pregnant and she had me, then got a divorce because of you're...crimes. That's how it leads back up to this point..-
"...Yeah, Yeah I remember..."
"omgggg! Whaaaaaaaaat?"
P: Yeah, it's true