P: NO DAD!
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..-"
"....Uhh-, D-Dad-?!"
P: Shit..-
"...."
P: Yeah..-
"...;v;"
P: Remember when you and mom got married, and got her pregnant and she had me, then got a divorce because of you're...crimes. That's how it leads back up to this point..-
"...Yeah, Yeah I remember..."
"omgggg! Whaaaaaaaaat?"
P: Yeah, it's true
"...Yeah, but here's the thing, wouldn't you then be me? You know, a pokemon? You seem pretty human to me."