I love fun and don't care much for misery, unless it's someone else's. This game is super short. I can't even say I had a bad time, it's only two screens long. I played it twice to make sure. Why is the download so big?
Comes packed with its own Java runtime environment so it can run out-of-the-box on Windows.
I could provide a separate download that's just the jar, for people who already have Java installed, but I was trying to play it safe by the jam rules
Smart thinking.