Game, more like lame
This was strange, but in a very entertaining way. One might call it artistic, even.
The art looks cool, which fits the theme. The design is visually interesting overall and makes good use of the palette. The comments are just incoherent enough to be realistic, and the mechanics are simple but surprisingly challenging. I also saw that you've somehow found an intersection between three different game jams, and that's impressive all by itself.
Good job! I had a good time with this game, and I was able to save Ester's ego.