Criticism of your person is totally unacceptable. You're trying to distract from yourself. You try to expose the mistakes of others. You seem aggressive. Anyone who understands anything about psychology would say "something is wrong".
Everyone was friendly. Even in criticism. Not you. That says a lot about you. Think about it. If you see an attack in everything, then you definitely have a problem. Don't take it out on others.
All the best to you and have a nice day.
By the way, it has nothing to do with lies to write a nicer review.