My main reaction to this one is: AHHHAHAHHHAHHH!!!! OHH NOOO!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! I liked it!
Still thinking about the concept the next day, really cool game.
For real, is there an actual Earth job I can apply for to do this in real life? Seems like nothing else is as important as this, even making games.
Let me know when you make the rock cannon ;)