"i mean you Could But wouldn't that cause a bigger scene? Like... what if we get in trouble? Or what if they break free- and attack you and, as we have established you can't cover your back so you aren't paying attention and they hop on you and stab you *dramatic gasping* oh jeez..."
“… -sigh-, I can cover my back, “we” haven’t established anything.. Plus, why with the gasp? You kinda said the worst thing, the stab part, what? Did you think of something worse-? -. -
"you can NOT *foot stomp* cover your back- but thats not the point here! the point is you could get stabbed or poisoned with like an arrow or- or you could get kidnapped or worse!"
