Uhhhhhhh-no. You're starting this time. I dost decree it.
also you want a link to my fanfic? It's about to be 11 chapters and counting and it's got almost 400 reads, and people are generally saying really nice things about it.
2 years ago (-1)
AWWWWWWWWW-MAN-GRRRRRR-
And sure! I'd love to read it! :D
OKAY-UHH-I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO START THIS BUT-AHEM-COUGH-COUGH-WHEEZE-
It was another regular day-well, so you thought so. Ren was walking around in the villages mini-mart which was outside, people selling shit blah blah blah-he had a small monkey, Abu. Abu was on Ren's shoulder, looking around at the carts, looking for something that had value. Ren glanced at the small carts, yawning. Abu then hopped off of his shoulder, going where a cart had jewelry. Abu then snatched up a ring when the seller wasn't looking. He ran back to Ren, and hopped back onto Ren's shoulder, handing it to him. Ren slipped it inside his pocket, whistling, minding his own business, y'know, being Ren.
2 years ago(-1)
Ren rolled his eyes, and sighed. He turned around, looking at the seller.
"Sir, I think you got the wrong person, I'm here minding my own business. I um-y'know-I have to be at this place in like-the next 5 minutes-soooooooo-nice meeting you, but I gotta go-adios!"
He waved at the seller, aaaand ran off. He looked at Abu, glaring at him.
"Great job on trying to steal that-dumbass.."
NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE DUDE-
2 years ago(-1)
Well it would have been fiiiiineeee-if that was all the little klepto had stolen.
"GUARDS! GUARDS!"
2 years ago(-1)
When he heard that, he stopped running. He groaned, rolling his eyes again.
"Great! Just-fucking-great."
He sighed.
"COME AND GET ME SLOW POKES!!"
He grinned, aaand ran off again-this is the definition of troublemaker.
2 years ago (-1)
He could hear the thundering footsteps of guards trailing after him, shouting and cursing.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36888898/chapters/92032549
2 years ago(-1)
He started laughing as he ran through little alleyways, running and jumping on shit-
(I'm gonna read it rn-ALSO I FOUND THE PIC-and i swear to god if you say anything about my face-I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER DUDE-)
2 years ago(-1)
(You should maybe read it like a chapter at a time it's VERY long.)
This was great-until he got cornered by guards in the town square.
2 years ago(-1)
(.............It really is. CROW I'M CONCERED OF HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND ON THIS.)
"...Um-"
He let out a nervous chuckle, eyes squinting a bit as he did so-he then slowly waved.
"..Hiiii-"
Abu then slapped the back of his head, glaring at him.
"Okay yeah no-this-this is a time I should actually be running-"
He looked behind him-well would you look at that, MORE GUARDS.
"Um-guys-listen-we can make a deallllll-I'm just tryna get some food-y'know? I'll give you the ring-and everything will be okay!...right..?"
He looked at the guards in front of him, and behind him-NO REN. IT'S NOT GONNA BE OKAY.