Well it would have been fiiiiineeee-if that was all the little klepto had stolen.
"GUARDS! GUARDS!"
When he heard that, he stopped running. He groaned, rolling his eyes again.
"Great! Just-fucking-great."
He sighed.
"COME AND GET ME SLOW POKES!!"
He grinned, aaand ran off again-this is the definition of troublemaker.
He could hear the thundering footsteps of guards trailing after him, shouting and cursing.
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He started laughing as he ran through little alleyways, running and jumping on shit-
(I'm gonna read it rn-ALSO I FOUND THE PIC-and i swear to god if you say anything about my face-I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER DUDE-)
(You should maybe read it like a chapter at a time it's VERY long.)
This was great-until he got cornered by guards in the town square.
(.............It really is. CROW I'M CONCERED OF HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND ON THIS.)
"...Um-"
He let out a nervous chuckle, eyes squinting a bit as he did so-he then slowly waved.
"..Hiiii-"
Abu then slapped the back of his head, glaring at him.
"Okay yeah no-this-this is a time I should actually be running-"
He looked behind him-well would you look at that, MORE GUARDS.
"Um-guys-listen-we can make a deallllll-I'm just tryna get some food-y'know? I'll give you the ring-and everything will be okay!...right..?"
He looked at the guards in front of him, and behind him-NO REN. IT'S NOT GONNA BE OKAY.
(I can see that.-I-I can see that a lot.)
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?? OH I FORGOR-IT'S DISNEY.
"Oh-um-see-y'know about that meeting thingy I was talking about-well-um-I have like-a minute to get to it so like-"
He then ran for the stairs-
"BYE!!"
He climbed as fast as he could, almost tripping. His slippers falling off of his feet, leaving him barefoot-
RUN REN RUN-yeah they were following him up the stairs-that's when he noticed a carpet hanging from one of the clothes lines. Hmmm...maybe a parachute?
