I urge you all, my compatriots, to think about where you want to live. Do you want to live in a boring ol' tunnel? Or do you want to live in a glorious, magical โจ๐๐๏ธ wet house ๐๏ธ๐โจ? If you want all the waterlogged goodness to yourself, I'll even stay on the top floor and let you have the bottom.
Some supplementary information that may help you in your choice:
- Tunnels are just long caves. And caves are boring.
- The house is wet. All the best things in life are wet.