There is only one solution: we must flood the tunnel! Drown the library-in-progress! Fill the dry, dusty old cave with spectacularly damp water! We must quench our thirst by filling the esophagus that is our tunnel with squishy wet goodness! No longer will we accept the bleak, drab, disgusting not-wetness of our tunnel! We must overthrow the Tunnel Government and instate our own Damp State in its place! We must take back what is rightfully ours and finally have the soggy, slushy, slimy, soppy, water-logged righteousness that we desire!