You play as Josuke, who decides to walk down a technicolor tiled road and beat up shadow versions of himself, before crossing over the finish line and taking a sip of victory. I didn't feel my controls being delayed at all and I felt my speed was consistent, but maybe I was the one who was drunk playing this. I applaud your funny name for the hook, but as a game it needs way more. The backgrounds could have had more detail, the road lines could have been sharped and brushed up, and overall the theming of alcohol could have been embellished more through items, video effects and mechanics.
Good attempt, keep on at it!