The writing in the intro was creative, deep and funny. The swirly level-entrance concentric circles effect was also great. The crushy house was amazing. The ending I got was hilarious.
My levity seems to get stuck at 0 sometimes? (but I think you're working on that) I did not manage to rescue the lady yet.
I am curious what would happen if one were to descend to the bottom.
Well done, nice entry!