Let me translate this months patreon post and update.
It says, Hello dumbasses. It's time once again for another monthly update in which I do absolutely nothing but ramble on about stupid mundane shit about how I fried my Windows 95 or stubbed my foot or my cat died or my brain decomposed and rotted and the game's release date has been moved to next month even though I haven't done anything on it in nearly 36 months. But feel free to become a patron so I can waste even more of your time next month.
This thing is still sitting in the same shape it was since I last posted here nearly two years ago.