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I didn't think this game could get anymore broken but this last update is absolute garbage.  Days don't progress, missing images, and the shop is STILL broken.  Does anybody even bother to test this thing anymore before releasing it?

Yes, I know.  The dev team here seems to prefer a hands off approach when it comes to answering complaints and problems with this game.

As for you not fixing anything, well that's your prerogative.  I've already deleted the game since it's absurd it always stays broken in some capacity.  So, lots of luck with it.

I would, but as I stated, I cannot buy anything from any shop in the game.  It should be fairly simple to get yourself without getting an exception.  If you are unable to go to a shop and click on an item to buy, then I can't help you.

You all have broken something again, that for the millionth time makes this game almost unplayable.

Why is this game always full of bugs?

Now everytime I try to buy something the game crashes.

This thing isn't even 5 minutes long, so no wonder there isn't any screenshots of the game.  There is no game.  It can't even be called a demo it's too short.  Updates also don't appear to add any content for it being as miserably short as it is.

All you do is appear in konoha, run into Sakura, go to sleep, have a dream, wake up in a room, and then game over.

Probably one of the worst Naruto parodies I have seen yet.  

Equip the pistol and you can press one of the on screen buttons to shoot in the direction you are facing.

You have stated the game is not becoming geared toward futa?  Again, is that right or wrong?  Let's review.

Here's an example, there are at least 3 people on this same comment page you claim that I am "spewing lies all over" that have complained about the excessive futa content.  So there's that.

You have even said in your own words "yes I plan to have futa optional for every girl in the game" as you continue to deny that the game isn't becoming geared toward futa, so there's that, too.

And as I pointed out, of the 8 available characters with content, 2 of them are futa.  Plus an additional side character.  There's that as well.

As you are now pandering to a small minority who want futa, don't be surprised if it draws ire especially from those who were with the game from the early days as it heads down that path.  Have you actually read any of the comments?  There is no way you could make such a blatantly dishonest claim that the game doesn't lean futa and then resort to calling those who disagree "liars" if you have.  It's your game and you can take whatever direction you wish with it, and that's fine.  You can even delete all the comments you don't want to see, and that's fine too, but at least try not to lash out and make an effort to be intellectually honest when it comes to facing any constructive criticism.

When you have 8 characters with content and 2 are futa, plus an extra futa as a side character, plus an entire update devoted to futa content, I'm not sure what the misunderstanding that a game that began life as harem and is now focusing on and futa heavy is.

They aren't wrong.

You have three futa characters, of the available eight that have any actual content.  That's almost half.  So yes, your game does in fact now lean heavily toward futa.

Focus seems to be leaning more toward futa, which I think people will eventually start to lose interest in as this is one of those things fewer people care about.

That aside, it's not bad.  Has a few bugs and is a bit grindy.  I went and edited the save, maxed out all the stats and character trust levels to skip the grind.  Maybe add a 'VN Mode' that allowed rapid progression or just simply talking to characters for those who didn't or don't want to really play a sandbox or grind, wouldn't be a bad idea.

The May Monthly Update

"Once upon a time edition"

Once upon a time, there was a game called Offcuts.

Then the dev ruined it.

The end.

Dinosaurs are extinct.

Looking forward to hearing the next laughing stock of a monthly post and prime example of why script kiddies should stay off the internet.

How did Stencilbits go from not doing shit with Offcuts for 3 or 4 years to having anything to do with Godot in less than 2 months?

I wonder what he is going to pick up this month to excuse himself with?  Maybe he started working for NASA or some shit looking for extraterrestrial planets.   That ought to keep him busy well into the foreseeable future.

Lying to people for 4 years is hard work, and in that regard Stencilbits is the epitome of work ethic.

Maybe Stencilbits caught a plane back from his vacation and crashed on some unheard of and undiscovered island.  Never to be seen again and maybe sending smoke signals to Patreon once a month is how he communicates now.

Shocked that Stencilbits was able to take time off from his busy schedule of still pretending to be a dev to write and present us with a new dog pile.

Who's ready for the latest cobbled together monthly excuse on why the ready since 2021 0.4 update has been delayed yet again?

Sad thing is the patrons all voted for Alice and have been strung along for going on 4 years by this circus act, and even sadder they still come looking for it each and every month.

Yup.  Best for Stencilbits to just let everyone know in advance a set day when the next post is to drop so we can avoid it and the sheep can avert future disappointment and regret when he puts it off to the following month over and over again.  Stencilbits doesn't even know when he is looking like a fool to people who even bother to read the garbage he posts each and every month, like clockwork.

Ain't you glad that he is spending so much time polishing it up for the next release?

The same contributions he makes to Offcuts...

A BIG NOTHING

If you are going to keep people in the know, you can at least not be so vague.  But anything other than vagueness would require more testing, checking, and retesting and then it would need to be checked again.  It'd be many years from now before it ever got posted otherwise.  Much simpler just to make obfuscated posts and then let people use their imagination.

He is not using anything to make the game.  This shit is as dilapidated as they come.

Patreons are good for that sort of thing.

To put the newest monthly status update in the proper perspective;

Another month on top of 4 years worth passes by, which means it's time for the traditional monthly run around!  Hello, I'm Stencilbits, please pay attention to me as I try to stay relevant.  As mentioned in the dozens of posts before, I have been sidetracked spending my free time on other things even though I keep saying I am working hard on the game and the game has been mostly done for years, so here is another garbage monthly render for you to laugh at as I continue to make believe I am still actually making a game.

My contributions to the Godot engine did not go as planned, and as a consequence the Godot engine is now being tested and retested, with developers set to now produce monthly excuses and never touch the engine till the end of time.  Some of my work ethic must have rubbed off on them.  That means I can focus on other tasks, and by other tasks, I naturally mean like planning more excuses for Offcuts 0.4 for many more months to come.  The remaining tasks are the same as always, more checking even though I have been checking for more than 2 years now as 0.4 release fast approaches.  Yes, it's been a while, so I need to double-check if my build has been checked and then I will need to triple-check again next month just to be sure.

The rest of my post is copy pasted from every post the last 4 years for those who are a bit slow still haven't caught on that I ain't actually making this game.  See you in the next post, and thanks for staying signed up on my personal blog where I get to pretend I am somebody and not another dev with the work ethic of a corpse.

Or maybe next month he'll post the same bullshit from the last 40 months?  Come on ya'll.  This is Stencilbits we are talking about.  It'll be as unimaginative as it is ridiculous and result in more lost IQ points as the previous posts.  I expect more innovation from a bag of dead rats.

Reading the monthly posts is kind of like reading blank pieces of paper, except more bland and dumb.  If you can actually convince anybody to read that waste of electricity, just hit the back button on their browser to send them back to the start.  They probably won't notice since the whole thing is exactly the same for the past 4 years.

Every Stencilbit fanboy here and abroad collectively fell out of their chairs in excitement when the newest excuse dropped.  

You can't make this up.

When you are Stencilbits and you don't spend 3 years proofreading and fixing bugs before you post, you end up with things called squatters thigs.  Since he can't even give his fake updates anymore without errors, I can only imagine what merciless horrors would be in an actual but very theoretical 0.4 release.

Well guys, here is the "update", but of course you actually have to do something new to be able to have an update instead of regurgitating the same thing for the past several years, but that's another story.   The Stencilbit family bots will be along shortly to defend and adore every word.

Monthly Update: Squatters Thigs
The first month of the year is soon ending, which means it's time for a brand new monthly update! January has been busy for me in almost every way, including some final script editing. Another part of my time I have been using to make some small code and other contributions to the open-source Godot Game Engine as it is approaching its 4.0 release. That release has been in the making for around 3+ years by now, so I have some sympathy here. One day you might see the interactive adventures of our cast in Godot, Unity or Unreal Engine. As I occasionally use these engines at my day job in some form, I have been quietly evaluating them for the eventual next step in this hobby of mine. But more of that later, once the next release of Offcuts is actually out.
With that out of the way, my last hurdle with Offcuts 0.4 has been mostly proofreading and editing, basic tasks that I could keep doing forever. And sometimes, I feel the more I edit things, the worse the script becomes. It has been mostly release ready for a while, so once I get my other tasks out of the way, I can hopefully and finally gather up my courage and press that release button.
And as always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then).
The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience!

The petulant, juvenile crap and sniping by the followers is ridiculous, which you seem to be fine with.  You people have a sense of self-importance well out of proportion to who and what you are.

You have no facts.  You are just regurgitating fake news from your troll hero Stencilbits.  You both have spewed out so many falsehoods that it is impossible to even address all of them.

Here he is, with yet another totally worthless piece of junk post jam packed full of excuses just for you!  Hang on to him.  Squeeze him tight.

I got errors until I went back to the room and clicked the blue-disk icon that popped up in the upper right corner of the screen.

Has Stencilbits gave you a gold star for winning the brown nose contest?

I don't know why you are so enraptured by everything that clown shoe Stencilbits says.  Just go pay for a few more tiers to support your favorite scammer dev here, who is rolling out constant updates and bug fixes every month.

What are you waiting for?  Aren't you with the program?  You don't want to be behind next month when he rolls out the final version he has worked tirelessly on for the past 3 years that he's been promising for just as long.

We already know that 90% of the December post will be copy pasted from last month, which itself was copy pasted from the month before, and so on.

He mixes up and rearranges the first couple of sentences to make it look like he tried to work on an update.

Any extra hands in the inn would be best used for additional slaves or new characters, as that's what people are playing the game for.

Doesn't make any sense to switch focus to any offspring, less so when some people won't even want them.

They are when you are stencilbits and you've run out of lies to post.