You should feel bad for lying because that's exactly what you did by naming your game this way. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time and I totally had a lot of fun with '10 minutes wasted'!
What I liked the most about this game is how well thought out it is. I think it perfectly illustrates gameplay progression in a very plain and efficient way. It gives player a clear objective (in fact so clear you already know it just from reading the title), a simple challenge of avoiding enemies and then gradually adds up to everything as you get through the game. It takes more green orbs to level up, there are more enemies, but at the same time you also acquire new abilities and increase your stats. That's how video games work!!!
The only problem I found was one small bug when the game won't let you pick a certain upgrade option after leveling up.
By the way, did you make the bull noise yourself? :D
Thank you for submitting your game to the Ms Paint's Jam!