Imma be real with you, chief...
This is the best game I've seen so far and the first one I'd given triple 5 stars.
I would write a text wall on the things I liked, but I wouldn't want to tire you with reading, so just assume that I meticulously talked about how I absolutely loved every little detail in it.
I beg you to release this game on Steam. I'll buy it in a heartbeat.
Jesus, the game is even only 6 MBs. I don't know what to say.