First roll: Touch yourself.
Highly appropriate for a game like this.
Everything aside, the game does nail a lot of crazy good fun. Simple to understand and overall great mesh of mechanics!
The RNG helps spring up the randomness but the final outcome is determined through simple mix-and-match that adds a bit of strategy and depth to the game. The great blend of absurdity and comedy into the game design must have been an intentional choice. I commend the team for such a beautiful effort.
Seriously, well done! It has been quite fun!