Hello and nah, it's not that crazy, I guess some people would be curious about how the censored version works so yeah, let me see if I can help you!
I just checked if I could add that version to itch.io, but sadly I don't think I can do that without customers having to pay twice, unless I missed something. I emailed itch.io and asked if there's anything I can do or if there's something I missed, but yeah, I'll see if I can add that version to itch.io. If I can't, you can still use the Steam key to unlock the game in Steam and disable the DLC there to play the censored version, but I have no idea if Steam will even allow the game so I have no idea when you'll be able to play the censored version in Steam. Hopefully I'll be able to add the censored version to itch.io, but I have no idea when itch.io will mail me back.
I'll reply to you and make an announcement in here when itch.io mails me back and I'll make another announcement in here and in Steam when the Steam situation is solved.