Day 4: I switched to LWJGL because there's no good JOGL tutorials.
Day 5: In my limited time, I continued working through the LWJGL tutorial.
Day 6: My god. It's been so long. Apparently, I have to jump through some hoops to put text on the screen. Why did I ever use JOGL or LWJGL for this? I guess I have to figure it out now.