Welp, this version is broken. This is, I guess, the issue with working right up until the deadline. It's still playable, but the high score features won't work properly and half the gore effects aren't here.
I just wish I'd given it one more test before uploading it - I really cut it close by putting the Urn object in there with the big ash plume but I thought it'd be a super big missed opportunity if I didnt include it, esp in a game with humor as crass as this :P I have a fixed version I'm going to upload as soon as judging is done. But thank you for your positive comments! ^_^