NVM I GOT IT YEAAAAHHHH!!
awfully ironic it took another night of playing it till 3am to beat the first boss with 2 gold, but I GOT IT!
now, its kinda bittersweet though. if this ever does get completely rehauled, im here day one. but even if it's left like this, then its still just as good
was an absolute wonder to play, and props to ya!