im here to advocate on behalf of all derek enjoyers: more derek plis
Allow me to please both Derek's lovers AND haters by saying only two words:
(Readies microphone and clears throat) *AHEM!*
(Breathes in deeply and then shouts into the microphone)
"FUCK DEREK!"
(The crowd erupts into boisterous cheers AND jeers)
(I look at the crowd and think to myself 'Works every time!') XD