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I want to play this game, but I don't want to join the Rat Race...

Please, somebody, anybody, give me some guidance, I'm so lost...

Please, somebody, anybody, tell me...

...What Would Walt Disney Do?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE JAY & SILENT BOB?!?!? >o<!!!

I mean, I'm okay with Loki & Bartleby not showing up...

Though it WOULD be nice if Serendipity & Rufus showed up too...

I understand if the last scion doesn't make an appearance, but still...

At least, can't we get a special guest appearance by God & The Metatron?

Honestly, it's just not DOGMA without AT LEAST our favorite prophets!

#GiveUsJayAndSilentBob! #GiveUsBluntmanAndChronicVSLoki&Bartleby!

Is Lulu cosplaying as The Lorax?

Also, I have no idea who the MC is cosplaying, Seinfeld maybe?

Sorry for the dozen days late reply, my net has been F'd UP since this seasonal storm rocked us like a hurricaine. (Not a real one, but still...)

You get the Lockpick by going to the house of the guy in the jail, his house is in the slums, do NOT go straight down the alley way if you are warned not to, or you WILL be killed. Take the side road and enter the shabby shack in front of you. You check the table, finding the tinder, which is basically matches for lighting candles and torches and stuff.  There's also a fruit you can check to get a side quest for the doctor. After you've got the tinder, go up the ladder on the back wall of the house, and then use the tinder to light another candle. If you want to, read the letter, but it doesn't really do anything as far as I can tell. Under the bed there's a box, open it and grab the lockpick. Once you've got it, go directly to the wine cellar, and get the wine bottle, then go to the jail, and after meeting the red head again, leave the guy locked up and go to bed. If you decide to free him, he gets possessed/goes crazy and kills you. You HAVE to get the wine THAT NIGHT or you'll miss out on Molly.

Again, sorry for the late reply, but I hope this helps. Take care everyone, and please fap responsibly, you filthy perverts! <3 XD

The adults in my family all play eroge 2gether!

Besides, my wife is bi and brings other women to our bed, fully informed about me, her husband, and this often, though not always, begins ffm 3ways, and me, my wife, my twin sister, and her husband, my best friend and brother in law, all grew up together, so we've already been through the whole "gotta fap" stage together so fapping off together in the computer room is nothing new to our family. We're a happy, fappy family!

Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hi~ee~I~hi~I~!

Wait, wait, wait, you mean, to tell me, that GODZILLA is gonna be up in dis bitch? DAY-YUM! These cunts will NEVER be the same after the Kaiju King cums! XD

So, about 10,000 years from now, right? That's cool. >;P

LOL! Uncle Iroh Moment!

"The Mudbank IS The Mudbank!"

^~^y

LOL! Now I'm imagining a Magic Academy with android students in attendance!

SUH-WEET! Good to hear! XD

By the way, I love the name "Wild Pear Games", after my wife explained the joke to me, I LMFAO for 3 minutes straight! XD

Does he stop being such a dick as the story progresses, depending on choices made, or is he always gonna be another Jackass Eroge MC? Sorry, but it's hard for me to enjoy ANYTHING where the MC is a douche bag. (Kappa Mikey is a GREAT example of this, Lupin III is another, great casts aside from the Titular MC.) All in all tho, I like this game, even if I never played more than an hour or two of it. (No offense!)

Cool pic! He's a patient wolf.

Me-"Turn that frown upside down!"

(Your Fish-Head starts floating belly up)

Me-"GOOD JOB!" XD

(But yeah, it truly sucks. I never thought I'd outlive so many of my heroes I grew up admiring.)

Here's some of the best news you could possibly hear!

Huey Lewis & The News - The Power Of Love (youtube.com)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get Back To The Future

and finish playing the completed version of this game!

(Spoiler Alert: IT'S SOO TOTALLY WORTH THE WAIT!) XD

WHEN LORD WHEN!?! WHEN GONNA BE THE TIME?!?

#BlueBalls #NoSmutNoNut #WaitingForReleaseSUCKS!

Pothead is as pothead does dude! XD

Until some samurai girl tried to split the melon! Okay, I can totes see Lulu (AKA Megumin) trying to do that with her broom after she hears about the popular Japanese summer vacation tradition from Jade, and Hachiko going "Ruh-Roh!" before hightailing it outta there at rocket dog speed. Hmm, beach party episode idea? Feel free to use it!

Actually, a Scooby Doo-esque quest would be cool, with the students working with a detective witch and her K9 Buffy McScruffy to solve a mystery. Maybe to find illegally harvested Fairy Dust and Pixie Powder?

Uhh, magic drugs are BAD, mmkay witches?

Stay in school and don't do drugs, witches!

There was peace, then everything changed, when the grape ape attacked. But I believe the melon dog can save the world.

LOL! What about a melon Hachiko?

Same here, I studied martial arts because of him.

OH MAI GAH! The reason the MC can use magic is because he has Dragon BallZ! No wonder the girls all wanna try working his shaft, it can make all their wishes cum tru!

LOL! JK! XD

Excellent pic mah dude! And frankly, awesome idea! ^o^y

#AkiraToriyamaRIP

Could she be Komeko after she's grown up a bit and gone off to school? The worlds may never know... #KO-NO-SU-BA! >;P

That's totes cool by me, though it does mean I have trouble finding werewolf games I can enjoy, but meh, my loved ones are enjoying this game, so it's all good in my book! Still, sorry for posting under the influence (PUI!) my stoner ass apologizes to y'all! And again, LOVE the art style! It'd work for OVERWATCH and LoL as well, in my opinion.

Ah, sorry, I was probably high again. Still, excellent looking game, and I already sent it to my buds, a few of them already love it. THANKS!

Be honest: the King of the Dead, it's OZZY underneath the helmet, isn't it?

Not into MXM but I have to say, your art style is phenomenal! WELL DONE!

Also, I have to ask, any particular reason they're Monster Hunter anthro's?

I'm cool with all of it, just curious if there was any specific reason for it.

Regardless, I'll tell my loved ones who're into MXM aboot this for ya! XD

And for real, absolutely phenomenal artwork! The style's SO eye-catching!

#RESPECT!

Sorry bruh, I was stoned! XD

LE GASP! THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! TIRIA ISN'T AN ELF!

SHE'S ACTUALLY A SLENDER WOMAN & DOESN'T EVEN KNOW!

OH MAI GAH & GAWDESS! NO WONDER SHE'S SUFFERED SO!

By all the elven matrons, by the divine herself, how do we tell her this?

Tirria may completely break if we tell her, but we must, mustn't we?

(Cue warning just like the one you got before the Goblin girls scene)

It's like, SHOUTOUTCEPTION, yo! XD

Is there a reason why Melanie changes her expression after blowjobs from happy to annoyed? I haven't done the laundry "hang out" (awesome joke by the way!) yet, and haven't used the hookers services either (aside from the necessary parts) so I don't get it, sorry. Great game! Looking forward to more of it!

I'm just gonna ask, are there any werewolves, and if so, are any of 'em good?

Sorry, I'm just jonesin' for some good werewolf games, but they're rare.

And yet, he teaches us how to finger bang (a Crane Hermit technique!) instead of palm thrust (THE Turtle Hermit technique!), go figure! XD

Is Hidden Elder Shouzi an alias for Master Roshi? >;3

I love the fact that, with a full team at maxed out Harmonic Resonance, you have Qi Power totaling 9,084, or in other words, your teams Qi Power Level is...

OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNND!!!!!!!!!

I might have, but either way, thank you for your answer, I appreciate your assistance.

I got poison resistance even though I used the meds.

Should I pay to get rid of the black spot on my heart or not?

I'm playing a Virtuous & Honorable guy, in case it's a morality thing.

I'm mainly wondering if it's a waste of money or a drop in power.

Finally, I have to ask: Are there any ways to "adopt" a beast?

Having a bear sized warwolf sounds pretty badassed to me!

(Ai proceeds to bitchslap me senseless for saying that) >~<;

TANG RUO AIN'T NUTHIN' TO FUCK WITH!!! XD