Wow, very nice entry! The art is very well done and polished. The animations are great and the movement feels very solid. The humorous and short dialogue fits very well!
My biggest gripe is the the platforming gets very hard very early and I'm not very good at platformers. And the game window can't be resized and it's hard to see it on a high DPI screen.
I also really like the text boxes and how it puts emphasis on words in different ways. Since I had to implement something like that for my game this jam, I'm curious how that was done. Is it something that is provided by Game Maker Studio?