-brings the puppy inside the house-
bf: were gonna have a great time with each other! ^-^
":3"
bf: so what do you wanna do little buddy?
bf: oh yeah right... your a animal. animals don't talk...
bf: so... do you have a name little buddy?
"Biscuit!"
...
bf: biscuit... AWW IT EVEN HAS A CUTE NAME GIRLFRIEND COME DOWN AND SEE WHAT I BROUGHT IN!
gf: what is it... OMFG ITS SO CUTEEEE WHATS HIS NAME???? ♡^♡
bf: his name is biscuit ^^
-she grabs biscuit-
gf: i'll take this cutie with me!~
"Okay!"
gf: are you hungry?
"Mhm!"