This was a blast to play. My biggest complaint isn't really a true "complaint":
Crashing into other cars is MASSIVELY satisfying. I was constantly looking for the next poor sucker to knock off the road. But it felt like the best strategy to actually finish the race was to avoid crashes whenever possible. I would love to play a version of this where there is more of an incentive to crash because it's so fun and visceral to do it!
Nice use of that iconic Kenney art pack! And the game description was genuinely hilarious. Well done!