Could do with a little more clarity on what each stat does. Sure, the bread-related terms are cute, but apart from Freshness I don't know what anything else does or what it means if I upgrade it.
The stats needed to unlock each form / weapon also need to be explained. At first I thought they unlock as long as your stats are higher than the requisite ones, but when only Crouton and I.C. Sandwich were left, I started to think I only unlocked the others by accident.
Not a bad game so far!
Edit: I unlocked the last two by trying to get as close as possible to the requirements. It seems there's a bit of leeway and you don't have to match them exactly, but it could still be clearer.