Glad to know I'm not alone. And yes while it might not seem like it, I also feel that cowboy needs some sort of improvement to his kit, besides simple damage buffs. But, alongside those theoretical buffs, obviously lightning strike and prolly a couple other moves need drastic retoolings. They do not function in a logical or fun manner.
It's also good to know that I'm not the only ninja main in the world! Lmao.