Yeah I finished it lmao.
Here you go! Read the entire thing in it's overwhelming glory for the first time! And then give me feedback! Or else I'll level your house by looking at it funny.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bYWW1-RS-shRNgCEfCj_vwJhUzXKsbGNjK4g7wFlEA4/...