Have you considered just letting this game take over your life and accepting your terrible fate?
Log 23... its been 20 years I have more carrots than brain cells help.
good idea... update soon
nevermind update now, I had to close the tab and when I went back into the game MY PROGRESS WAS CLEARED
yeah sorry about that, I haven't gotten saves added yet because it's a game jam entry, will be working on that next week most likely.
T_T