I have "Silpo" present card, you take it?
She used a fffing eggplant! I wouldn't rule out a simple banana. Plus it's curved, meaning it'd go in differently compared to all the other fruits and veggies.
I'd also like to say you've had a missed opportunity, carrots can grow two from one base, usually when a damaged carrot is planted and given time to grow. So it basically has two ends. DP carrot on Mary anyone?
Also Mary had a little lamb, now I know why her name is Mary....