i thought the plant elevator was spiked and would kill me if i jumped on it
why does a man who can jump around and do pull ups die to a bee
iduno how to use green save spot
the room of a thousand lasers was MEGA EPIC and BRILLIANT and if i'm being tbqhwy lad the rest of the game in comparison was kinda yawn cuz i just kinda ran forward with reckless abandon because i'm invincible, the axe man's big kaizo burrito on the other hand was a bit TOO exciting (specifically being FUCKING INSTAKILLED by axe man) [i had heart palpitations]
oh and the visuals are an obvious 10/10 and the music is epic but i hardly stopped to smell the flowers because they're all hellish death dimensions