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is there a day night cycle? everything got dark.

bionic system is bit complicated to use innit? i'm trying to decipher mystical texts and mashing different buttons to try and figure out what these strange relics do, i got filtered, couldn't get to the boss level (i assume there is a boss level).

i tried surfing a bit but couldn't manage to do much other than fling myself into the void and i forgot to set a recall. perhaps put which key activates  which bionic on the hud.

i couldnt found out where to go, i got kerosense and an elevator pin after pressing enter on everything i think, but its hard to tell when i can barely see and i turn really slowly and every door and room looks them same and has a long transition between them, mayb i didnt have enough STR to open doors iduno

and i like Software Automatic Mouth as much as the next guy but id rather have silence than him slowly reading everything

ummm games pretty good tho and its liek above average in interesting-ness and ZeroCombat RPG is a kewl name

nvm, i realized it was crashing cuz it tried loading a giant texture and i fixed that, i forgot to add many new things to the demo though so is not much reason to play it anywyasys

okay i uploaded a new version that should probably write an error message in the console if it crashes

if u download it and tell me what it says i promise i'll buy the soundtrack DLC to DOJD on steam (i was already gonna buy the game)

ummmm yeah lemme just become smart enough to figure out how to put error messages in a file because the console closes for some reason

mite take a few years, sorrgy

strongest hrb player, sat in the chair and saw the vault

• >"hold down Z for it to automatically swing my weapon upside down"

hold Z to melee :?

oh also you can just aim up into jellyfishes to kill them without having to be pro, i forgor to call more attention to the hologram in level2 that shows this

and the secret to shooting 15 bullets at once to open the vault is in one of the screenshots on the itch page

fixed face:

i killed all the guys in the levels and i liked the mc

i think the numbers were ammo and stamina and health

but beyond that i dont think i understnyand the videogame or what a threat queue is, but if a game is confusing that means you're doing something right so it was pretty good i think

there's a few thin platforms that you're able to fall through so i was confused the whole time on what i could or couldn't fall through

howd you make the top of the window black wtf

i couldnt tell that the next set of targets in a level were faintly visible because i thought they were just stuff in the next level in the background

erm does water kill me or not 

kinda easy to miss the talking animal critters

anticlimactic, the "thx for playing" didnt even have crazy flashing colors or sound or anything

9.5/10, this game threatens me

didn't think anything was specifically difficult and ive never played those but i played pogo3D, id say pogo3D is about 10x easier to control than this game

i'm still not sure what i should do to fix the reloading thing tbqhwy lad

if movement was with WASD what buttons would shoot and jump be :? arrow keys or comma and period keys :? i'll add that as well as showing that gamepad is an option cuz man ppl rly hate arrow keys.

i kept trying to read the books with R but then i was like "oh yeah it's" S but then S wouldn't work because i had already pressed R

this cunt is really bad at climbing ladders

i got the password osc4r0 after beating a level but using the password put me at the level i already beat, dunno if intentional

is this supposed to be like the last gaurdian or ico

what does bonka smell like

the character controls like ASS, i'm randomly flopping around, i'd have just as much luck progressing by wiggling the joystick around with my asshole (like your mom did to me)

also it's unclear that you can control the green stick because it never tells you

i quit when i got a cookie but couldn't figure out how to use it

pressing spacebar never does anything iduno prolly firefox's fault

HOLY SHIT A CAT

yeah but ur supposed to kill the guys

unless you were doing a pacifist run then damn gj

sick fuck

why is the crane empty half of the time that i click

why do i combine abunch of circles just to get a useless fucking barrel that just gets destroyed by a random meteor, but the meteor doesn't destroy the big evil radioactive circle but instead makes it bigger?

why do the bombs sometimes explode and sometimes not

MONKEY????

my highscore is 1,260 and i'm not sure if this game is supposed to have any logic but i think i like it more than i hate it

wtf the boss just disappears when i kill him

it was a 10/10 until i got stuck infinitely in the starting cutscene of watching the thing jump off road and then stuck on the ladder, but please put some shorts or something on this girl, i don't wanna see her nasty snatch

also just stick a microphone outside when its windy and put the recording in the game for instant 10/10 atmosphere

collect the poster to get the mission to find a donkey

find the donkey to hear his anecdote and get 1 of the secrets (except i forgot to make the result screen actually track secrets found on that level)

bro i aint downloading this f*%#$*@ sh$%^ on my computer

it's no P-06 but its a neat prototype 

definitely ought to be able to return to the running animation from a spin dash by pressing the spin dash button again, instead of having to press the right trigger

-revolutionary system for reloading melee weapons

-the control scheme damaged my spine and gave me carpal tunnel

-i was trying to figure out why my axe wasn't strong enough to get me through the wooden barrier but then i saw the "M" on the hat and realized my bare hands are obviously stronger than the axe

dude he ate that cat

why does butchering the rabbits give me hatred, i was just a lil hungry

music is all 11/10

i think my only criticism is that this game forces me to endure turn based combat, but for turn based combat it's pretty good

game is epic, i hope sarah does good at college

rabbit man likes to clip down into platforms that are moving upwards

holy carp its so hard to tell where the frick i am during the internet level, my eyes are confucius

but by that level i was loving the game even while i was fricking hating it, which i REALLY didnt think was going to happen while i was bashing my head into the sewer walls 200 times

it wasnt even so much a normal learning curve as it just seemed misleading. in the game you're moved towards where you're looking and pulling back goes up, but going off actual pogostick logic you should move backwards in that scenario, not gain extra height. its like wtff? ? why i go that way??? i pointed opposite ?? so itd just make more sense if instead of a pogostick it was some kind of a clown unicycle rocket thing or something and you named the game "clown unicycle rocket thing 3D" but like whatever, only noobs dont master the controls by the time you get to the cyber hell lake

but i woulda frickin QUIT if it wasnt for the LUDO aesthetics of the sewer level, so im assuming thats why you shoved the hardest bullpucky into that section without easing the player into it at all

more like project bull shit

yeah its pretty epic

i forgor to fix the invisibility glitch

i forgor to add laser bullets to eviscerate and get rid of the shark bodies

dust only appear when you land on floor with great horizontal speed 

OOK i just looked at it again and i was so confused because it shows ZOE's head on the moveset of the motorcycle guy, it never says what moveset goes to what character so i just thought the face of the char was the indicator of that

also it says i need 50 METER to do a move but when i had a big 50 on the left side of my screen i couldn't do any special moves, but i think its actually talking about the tiny meter under the health bar, which is confusing because the number 50 doesn't really mean anything to me in the context of a red bar, unless it says 50% METER, it's still practically invisible next to a giant health bar and giant combo counter thing tho

i lost my health in the air and fell into a pit and had to restart to get out

on the first picture of the ending where the green horned girl is meeting all her new friends it didn't show the cow girl so i was scared she wasnt gonna come back , but then it showed her in the next picture so it was HAPPY END :D

ummm iduno what a handheld windmill is and i don't know what "references" ppl are talkin about so maybe this game is 2 smart 4 me and flies over my head but its still literally liek a 10/10 vn, mostly cuz i got to rescue my princess frankie into an elevator

I only ever played as the sword guy because he's the coolest (zoe is weird name for him)

its a crime to put an S rank in a game and not have it be a shiny color to seperate it from the rest, i actually beat the first boss and all i got was a lousy ass white text instead of a yellow text

ummm game is pretty good i guess though, i got stuck in the floor one time cuz i stopped sliding while i was under a small space

oh yeah also i had 0 idea how the moveset works 

oh also how tf do i save a webm of this game in 2016 and the title is still TBD

i thought the plant elevator was spiked and would kill me if i jumped on it

why does a man who can jump around and do pull ups die to a bee

iduno how to use green save spot

the room of a thousand lasers was MEGA EPIC and BRILLIANT and if i'm being tbqhwy lad the rest of the game in comparison was kinda yawn cuz i just kinda ran forward with reckless abandon because i'm invincible, the axe man's big kaizo burrito on the other hand was a bit TOO exciting (specifically being FUCKING INSTAKILLED by axe man) [i had heart palpitations]

oh and the visuals are an obvious 10/10 and the music is epic but i hardly stopped to smell the flowers because they're all hellish death dimensions

i successfully banished the evil red cubes  down the giant slide from mario 64 but still couldn't remove the one stuck in my ass

scuffed 0:31.58

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also i thought the billboards were just really hard to hit but after opening the game again they were all in slightly different positions and broke normally, weird bug

was a fan in the first few moments and an even bigger fan after getting them platinum scores

favorite part was definitely the combat mission, i could get blue+red and rain down on them from above or get green+yellow and camp inside to knock them off the edge (i think that counts as a kill?) or dash around with pink+green and snipe, MEGA EPIC!! though hitboxes seemed to be paper thin, i have an easier time hitting people going mach 12 in quake live. the biggest issue i had was i wanted more feedback when hitting an enemy.

i was definitely initially confused about how to equip weapons, why there was a slowdown effect on me sometimes, and i think i was dying alot without realizing it because i'd get like 70k points and not have it count as platinum and not get why.

90% of my deaths were being 1cm away from getting a ledgegrab and falling to my death, and there were times where i felt like i lacked control or went a little too fast but i think that's a good thing, it keeps it exhilarating and tough to nail that perfect movement. real men use green+green and lose all turn control and go even FASTER.

also the basketball mission is IMPOSSIBLE and i will never reach 12/12 records because of it (tho i'm only at 10/12 and don't know where the other one is)

maybe lose some speed when hitting an enemy with the green weapon? would feel more impactful and would help to not fall off the edge so easy

could be more obvious that the pink weapon has 3 different power levels