Ran like trash on my desktop so I had to break out the laptop. Excited to try this one nonetheless!
Overall: Simple with a hilarious story and gameplay gimmick; a quintessential Harold Jam entry.
Gameplay: Carried by the fact that you can only move to the right. Such a dumb but hilarious idea. Battles in the later half felt kinda long considering you only do one thing though. This drags the rating down a bit.
Music: All RTP. Not bad.
Graphics: MZ RTP is eh but Absolute Destruction looked cool as hell.
Comedy: The game's strong suit. Being able to only move right with the obvious distractions all around you in other directions is hilarious. Loved the bits where you get sent back to the title screen too.
Story: More fleshed out than I expected!