you've obviously travelled budget/off-season. shit all over the world often gets completely booked out even in non-tourist cities. hmm, especially in non-tourist cities.
god or nature, doesnt matter which, gave me a Brain that has two very specific purposes.
to make assumptions and judgements.i choose to use my brain.
just as i assumed you're a cheaparse off-season traveller, i also judge you to be incompetent - cities DO have travel seasons just like every other destination, sincerely, dude who has worked in admissions in a big city hotel, and had to find other work during off-season.
Semantics! You realize it's a **GAME** right? Not your alter ego, that couldn't get a hotel room...lol
Having to run around smashing one's head into bricks to get money and eating fungi to grow up and flowers to breathe fire is pretty convoluted as well... That said, Mario turned out to be a great **GAME** didn't it!? lol