I love this game, the conversations with the food were short but pretty amusing. I feel the need to torment Bear every round I play. Some improvements I think could be made:
- The mechanic when choosing who to date, it's pretty useful on first playthroughs but afterwards it takes too long to go to the date you want and fast-clicking space sometimes make you choose the wrong date accidentally.
- Not something bad but it would be great if you could add more comedy to the introduction, for example having more of the player's thoughts where they know the situation is ridiculous but going along with it anyways.
Overall I really like the story and the way you interpreted the title.