Congratulations, you're the 100th game of this jam I've reviewed and rated! Unfortunately, I have no cookies to give you.
It's an amusing concept, though I would've liked if there were descriptors for the different types of "attack" since there are so many of them. I also think there should be some way to know which Cuban Soldier I was attacking (that's a sentence if I've ever heard one) -- maybe the name list could've marked them "Cuban Soldier 1", "Cuban Soldier 2", etc. Still, I had a decent little time with it.