even the last one should probably be "Weed", right?
<<if $IntoxicatedWeed gt 0>>
<span style="font-size: 0.9em;">🌿 How High:</span>
<span style="color:#137945;font-size: 0.9em;"><<if $IntoxicatedWeed gt 0 and $IntoxicatedWeed lte 2>>//Slightly stoned//
<<elseif $IntoxicatedWeed gt 2 and $IntoxicatedWeed lte 4>>//Half-baked//
<<elseif $IntoxicatedWeed gt 4 and $IntoxicatedWeed lte 6>>//<<= "3/4">> baked//
<<elseif $IntoxicatedWeed gt 6 and $IntoxicatedWeed lte 8>>//High as fuck//
<<elseif $IntoxicatedDrinks gt 8>>//Up to the sky!//
<</if>></span>
<</if>>