Aight.
For anybody curious: https://www.virustotal.com/gui/file/b7099c850b84b2010e408d6d0855a5b8e36246825f04...
Just had the zip re-analyzed, so it's getting a 0/61 now. 5 months ago, though, it had a threat detected on one of the security vendors. Don't recall what the detection was. 🤷🏿♂️