This game has so much heart and I love it!
I laughed out loud too many times to mention, and I even took a few screenshots of my favorite jokes. Sir Longneck's portrait is a perfect "blend" of creativity and comedy :p
A game's job is to let someone trade time for happiness. You made the game with the best trade :)
My only bit of sad is that it freezes at the last store, right when he says "this is the last one". I was looking forward to seeing whatever hilarious ending you had to offer. Please update it!