First time pressing “generate” gave me the following:
Ogathur woke up in his trailer park. Being a dragon was tough for Ogathur, but rewarding in its own way. Suddendly, a fat portal appeared in the wall. Ogathur was confused, but decided to walk through it.
When Ogathur came out, Ogathur was in a huge border wall.
Ogathur was suprised to see his friend Samus standing in a communist pair of gloves.
"Why are you wearing that?" Ogathur asked.
"I have to wear it because I'm a dragon". Samus said.
Ogathur starting laughing so hard, and continued laughing for 9 minutes. Samus's face turned red with anger.
Samus looked into Ogathur's eyes.
"I think you should go on a date with me!" Samus said.
"Okay." Ogathur said.
The next night, Ogathur put on an angry skirt and met Samus outside a moon.
"Wow, I love your yellow dress!" Ogathur said.
"Thanks, I made it myself!" Samus said. Samus held the door for Ogathur as Ogathur walked inside.
Ogathur suddendly had a heart attack.
"Ooff... please... save me..." Ogathur said before his eyes closed and his body went limp.
Samus rushed to save Ogathur. Samus tried to use a nearby photo of Samus as a defibrillator, but it was no use. Ogathur died.
(Part 7 of an ongoing fanfiction)
This is amazing and hilarious.