My attempt at a penguin:
Mt. Penguin Monster
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This is a pretty good game for this jam. The music and art are very neat. My only problem with it is that the platforming is sometimes a little bit sluggish. The gameplay reminds me a bit of Hello Worlds!, a game I enjoyed when I was younger. Have a nice jam!
Mario woke up in his house. Being a mermaid was tough for Mario, but rewarding in its own way. Then, Mario heard a knock on his door. Mario opened it.
A cat walked up to Mario. "Hi, I'm Melvin!" the cat said.
"I'm sorry, but that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." Mario said.
"Take that back!" yelled Melvin.
Melvin explained her situation to Mario. Melvin tried riding some rides at an amusement park, but was deemed too great to ride. "So, can you help me get on the rides?" Melvin asked.
"Sure!" Mario said.
Mario made Melvin try out a potion that claimed to be capitalist. Melvin drank it, and became communist.
"Wow, I love being communist!" Melvin said.
"I think they might actually let you ride the rides now that you're communist." Mario said.
The next day, Melvin went to the amusement park to ride some of the rides. Melvin tried getting on one of the rollercoasters, but got stuck in one of the capitalist loop-de-loops.
"I'll save you!" yelled Mario, who conveniently happened to be at the park.
Mario dropped his smart candy bar and ran to the scene, but before Mario could get there, Melvin fell 823,697,216 feet... before being saved by Mario.
"Wow, thanks so much for saving me!" Melvin said.
"No problem!" Mario replied.
fin.
First time pressing “generate” gave me the following:
Ogathur woke up in his trailer park. Being a dragon was tough for Ogathur, but rewarding in its own way. Suddendly, a fat portal appeared in the wall. Ogathur was confused, but decided to walk through it.
When Ogathur came out, Ogathur was in a huge border wall.
Ogathur was suprised to see his friend Samus standing in a communist pair of gloves.
"Why are you wearing that?" Ogathur asked.
"I have to wear it because I'm a dragon". Samus said.
Ogathur starting laughing so hard, and continued laughing for 9 minutes. Samus's face turned red with anger.
Samus looked into Ogathur's eyes.
"I think you should go on a date with me!" Samus said.
"Okay." Ogathur said.
The next night, Ogathur put on an angry skirt and met Samus outside a moon.
"Wow, I love your yellow dress!" Ogathur said.
"Thanks, I made it myself!" Samus said. Samus held the door for Ogathur as Ogathur walked inside.
Ogathur suddendly had a heart attack.
"Ooff... please... save me..." Ogathur said before his eyes closed and his body went limp.
Samus rushed to save Ogathur. Samus tried to use a nearby photo of Samus as a defibrillator, but it was no use. Ogathur died.
(Part 7 of an ongoing fanfiction)
This is amazing and hilarious.
This might be some weird behaviour in p5.js that depends on what browser you’re using. I’ve only tested it in Firefox on Ubuntu, but I found from screenshots by other players that the game sometimes behaves differently than it does on my machine. The way I coded the clue generation was to use index+1
for the number in the clue:
index = floor(random(5));
digit = bomb_id[index];
// bomb_id is the numeric part of the bomb's label
return "The "+ordinal(index+1)+" digit is "+digit+".";
If what you describe is happening, you should see “0th” sometimes appear in the clues, which doesn’t happen on my machine. It’s also possible that you interpreted the letter at the beginning as being a “digit”, which I didn’t.
Do not read this until you have reached the end of the game.
I looked up the coordinates at the end. The plane crash is actually real, and visible on Google Maps. There is no Wikipedia article geotagged with the coordinates of the plane, but there is a stub article on the wildlife sanctuary where the crash happened. The article on the wildlife sanctuary does not reference the crash at all.