oh my gods marek you did it again. the only down side was couldn't kiss the cute bearded old men . but stomp plonk with them is a very good alternative.
The last thing I was going to add was to make it so if you zoom in with right click close to something it'll plant a little kissy on it, but it turns out you can't raycast onto sprites and I wasn't about to add colliders to all the six zillion unorganized game objects. sorry for depriving you quasiotter :/