I swear, this game has blown me away more times than the Bot has made me blow my load.
NEW CLOTHES
A GENIUS SPONSORSHIP SYSTEM
NEW SEX POSITIONS
AND AN AMAZINGLY AMBITIOUS CHURCH ENDING?!
I'm not even halfway done with he game and I'm amazed. The story feels like opening the plastic seal on a brand new book, smelling that woody freshness and HEARING the crispness of the pages turning like some 1800s version of God-tier ASMR.
What drugs do you put into your morning coffee to make you this amazing? Bruv, I am literally drooling rainbows due to how good this new update is.
Thank you, you large-genitalled human being of badassery. Have a good day, and I hope a puppy randomly runs up to you and sleeps on your lap whilst you're at the subway, leading to a Divine encounter with a smoking hot stranger who just so happens to be the owner of said puppy, leading you to write a story of how you met the love of your life for the very first time.
That's my Ted Talk for today. I'm gonna go and lose electrolytes from seeing how cute Bot is in a bulky Hoodie now.
PEACE!